An Amy Jo Johnson Moment

Oh yeah, you remember the Power Rangers. And you definitely remember being the only kid on your block old enough to make crude sexual references to the Pink Ranger... references that you yourself barely understood. Example: "Hey man, I'd totally wash her out" or "I wish I could blow her!!" or something equally disturbingly hilarious. Isn't it funny how the statements we make which are adorably naive when young, become clear indicators of the worst kind of psychopath just a decade or two later? Nevertheless, lets remember the good times, before masturbation took over your entire life and ruined any chance you had of processing a halfway clean thought again for the remainder of your days. Example: right now, I'm wondering how many of the highlighters on my desk could fit in... you know what, just forget it.