Monday, September 15, 2008

A Jamie Chung Moment

Before you hit me with "who the hell is that", let me just say that you are an impatient fuck. Now, after you've settled down, let me explain that Jamie Chung was the hottest (read: almost only) asian on the Real World. My friend SlapChicken tells me that she's also on this show called Samurai Girl, but not nearly as unclothed as you see to the right. Which begs the question: just how gay is SlapChicken for knowing that? Or better yet: just how foolish are that show's producers for failing to come up with that idea? What? That show is on ABC Family? Alright, even better. *sirens in distance* Shit! This bird's gonna fly! *escapes Penguin-style... but due to a faulty umbrellacopter falls sixty feet to his death two blocks away*

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