There's something about this chick's eyes that is absolutely fascinating to me. Everything else on the checklist is about average for a celebrity, but goddamn... those eyes. I sat through the entirety of that movie Taxi just to oogle her unabashedly whilst trying to block out the banter of Queen Latifah and Jimmy Fallon. Around the 20 min mark though, the sound had to get to turned off. Around the 35 min mark, the movie got turned off. Our business was... concluded. Oh, and Jimmy Fallon: to be the next Adam Sandler, you have to make two GOOD movies before you pump out half-a-dozen turd cupcakes. Mmm... cupcakes. Wait... did I just imply that I would to eat Jimmy Fallon's feces? How did that happen? Oh well, in for a penny, in for a pound... *munch munch munch*. 
P.S.: Watching "Taxi" probably qualifies as "eating Jimmy Fallon's shit" anyways. Zing.
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