Well, the inevitable has happened. Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson have officially called it quits. And thus passes one of the more publicized celebrity couplings of our modern day. Not to mention the only hope for this New York Football Giant fan not to seriously question Tony Romo's ambigious sexuality.Listen, I get it. I'll readily admit that I exude an interest in football thats borderline nerd-like obsession, but even I would take a step back from all the Romo-hate in the wake of his choketacular postseason performances in the last years, almost always blamed purely on the large breasted Texan to the right. While everyone else would sit there accusing Romo of being distracted away from his job, I'd be the only one sitting there saying "Can you blame him?!" Very few things in life are more important that football... but regularly banging one of the hottest girls on the planet is defintely one of them. That being said, I'm pretty sure that dealing with the vacuous sense of self-entitlement that comes hand-in-hand with the aforementioned amazing body can eventually tip the scales over time.
Nevertheless, I think the picture below is a pretty good bet as to where Jessica can go from here. And all the inuendo that it implies. 
Anyone else feel like there should be a NaughtyAmerica tag on the lower left corner of that cap?
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