Leighton Meester, who is apparently on that show Gossip Girl, has escaped my attention for quite some time now. However, with news today that she was born in jail has intrigued me. It turns out Meester's mother was convicted of involvement with the smuggling of 1,200 lbs. of marijuana when she was 29... and shortly thereafter little Leighton came into the world... in the county. Which begs the question: does her mother have any "connects" she could hook me up with? C'mon, baby, I'm fucking fiending here. Don't you hold out on me, bitch?! Yeah, so...uh.. this girl is pretty. And apparently open-minded about being a pothead. Throw Star Wars-geek and socially-dysfunctional personality into the equation... and I think I just met my wife. See, ladies? This here is the TOTAL PACKAGE.
