Oh, Stacy

Stacy Keibler, who is probably the hottest, least shemale and/or local stripper-ish, WWE girl... oh, I'm sorry, "Diva" c. 1999, World Wrestling Entertainment, Greenwich, CT... is blitzkrieging the *shudder* blogosphere with a new video of her... apparently being a Daytona Beach Spring Break girl from the late 90's.

Which is, apparently, news. Well, as far in as any slight mention of some celebrity I find attractive is news. But I think we should take a moment to note the greater tragedy here... that we, as a nation, have allowed Ms. Keibler enough c-list fame to postpone her inevitable, direct-to-Cinemax, softcore pornographic debut. C'mon, people, Exotic, Erotic Confessions of REAL Women: Volume II - The Bed-and-Breakfast Sex-nection is just begging to be made.

It Must Be Summer (Stacy Keibler)

Ah. The girl who started the sea change for women in professional wrestling from the "Might-Actually-Have-A-Penis" crowd to the "Oh-My-Fucking-God-Would-You-Look-At-Her" crowd. Stacy Keibler, who disappeared from the W.W.E. to pursue her opportunities on "Dancing With The Stars" and..... uh.... travelling the world looking hot? In either case, this is the type of girl whom we should all just be thankful to for sharing her fantastic face and/or body with the world, because its fairly obvious she could've just gotten rich by marrying into it. There's a certain point of physical beauty where as long as you don't develop a meth habit, you're pretty much taken care of for life. It kinda seems unfair... until you look at that picture. Then, it seems kinda unfair that you haven't been sacrificing small woodland creatures to efigies of her for several years already. After all, the blood of the woodchuck gives her ass power.*
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Some Stacy by the pool for you:

* - Next to Oil, Coal, Solar, Nuclear and Force... "Ass Power" is the most efficient source of energy.

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