Maggie Gyllenhaal has been named the new face of Agent Provocateur lingerie. Gyllenhaal is most famous for her roles in Secretary, Donnie Darko, and the upcoming Dark Knight. Additionally, it has been noted that she and her brother, Jake, are in talks to voice the Wonder Twins in the upcoming Justice League movie. .....
Honestly, I don't know how to feel about this. At first, I hear Maggie Gyllenhaal and I think "Meh". Then I see these pictures and I temporarily am aroused. But then, I notice that its Maggie Gyllenhaal's face above that body, and instead of reverting to "Meh", I get stuck in a strange arousal limbo*. Its like a permanent half-stock. Its got length, but no solidity. I don't think the choice of "sexy" wardrobe is helping either. This is like looking at pictures of your whorish grandmother in her youth. "Blowing sailors down by the docks is the least I can do to help Uncle Sam get them damn Jerry's!.... *splat*... Twenty-three-skidoo!"
* - The object of this game is the same as the Catholic Church's stance on sexuality: Never touch pole to pole.
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