Eva Longoria, otherwise known as Muy Caliente de Bano*, is doing what she does best today: showing off her fantastic latina ass down by the shore. As an experiment some time, try searching for on Google Images, and count how many bikini pictures pop up. I stopped counting at elevendy thousand.
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*Sigh*. This girl isn't even hot; she is spicy. And I don't mean in that generic "what-a-saucy-lass" kinda way. I mean in that two Guaco Loco's deep into a three hour long Dos Equis' binge after the Puerto Rican parade way. Ah, memories of that lazy afternoon spent under the parade ground bleachers... and those sweet moments Eva and I spent together. Sure, "Eva" happened to be named "Hector", but after all that peyote he gave me, what you see to the left was what I got. Plus the added bonus of a mustache and a mean case of eczema. *dances around to inexplicable horn and electric piano*
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