Sign of the apocalypse.

Take that fucking hat off! Goddammit, what the hell is going on here? Why the fuck is Rick DiPietro wearing a Mets hat. Goddamn Islander's sullying everything I care for. Apparently the Islander's management was so surprised with people who actually renewed their season tickets that they decided to send their "NYI365" (God, that's gay) subscribers free tickets to the September 26th Mets game against the Nationals.
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Wait, wait. Here's my favorite part that makes close to zero sense at all. I quote...

"There are many reasons for Islanders fans to be a member of NYI365 but never enough ways for our organization to thank our subscribers for their loyalty and support throughout the hockey season," said Chris Dey, the Islanders Senior Vice President of Sales, Marketing and Operations. "We felt this was a fun way to kick off the hockey season. We really look forward to seeing all of our season subscribers at the Mets game."

What?!?! So a fun way to kick off the hockey season is by buying your season subscribers nose bleed seats to a Mets game? They are aware that Baseball is NOT hockey, right, RIGHT??!!
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Hey, douchebags. Instead of spending thousands of dollars on horrible seats to a National League game why not treat your fans to something they might actually give a shit about. Jesus Christ, these people obviously have incredible and extremely retarded loyalty to the team if they renewed. If you're going to do this why didn't you just have everyone line up outside the Coliseum. Once all are accounted for, hand out Mark Parrish jerseys with a courtesy and gratuitous kick to the scrotum. Finish it up by spitting in their face and shouting "We're all Islanders!".

Hahahaha! *sigh*


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-SlapChicken-