Battle of the Geek-Bonuses

An attempt at a new segment: many people are painfully unaware of just how dedicated (read: sad) true geeks are about the greater, subconsious kingdom of nerdiciouty. So much so, in fact, that although film and television show creators alike will forever cast impossibly hot women in sci-fiction roles, nerds will actually enhance that female's pop-culture notorioty, and concordantly her career, beyond almost any other demographic of fan-base. Now, of course, this is because 99.9% of sci-fiction fans are sex-deprived males, usually plagued by the common symptoms of repelus vaginalus, including acne, poor social skills, and a penchant for one too many Hot Pockets; and it doesn't hurt that the actresses in question are usually of the swimsuit model variety. However, what most don't understand is that the mere fact that such an attractive female is on-screen within the myriad of escapist universes provided within science fiction, increases her basic attractivity ten-fold. A convoluted argument, yes (and by the way, your face in convoluted), but nonetheless further evidence of the old axiom: "Once you start down the dark path, blah blah blah".
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With all of this in mind, I present you with the first showdown today. And, in the spirit of maintaining at least temporary neutrality, I've chosen to tap Star Trek first, which is a nice way of saying: Fuck Star Trek. Look. Not even italicized, bitch. Anyways, this pits Jeri Ryan, who played a renegade Borg on Star Trek: Voyager, and Jolene Blalock, who played a Vulcan on Enterprise. Which will, if all goes according to plan, result in a nerd slapfight over the particulars of sexual coupling with a woman who who respond to a request for anal intercourse with "that is highly illogical", and another who would respond to the same question by giving you a mechanical eye and putting you to sleep with your head against a Spencer Gifts light-up novelty.

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