Alright, I'm about a day late with this, but since the remainder of the blogosphere (*shudder* I hate that word *shudder*) is beating it to death, let me jump on the dog pile. Danny Bonaduce, an inspiration to us all, was at the Fox Reality TV Awards the other night, and was goaded by Adrianne Curry to jump on stage and play representative of the people to a one Johnny Fairplay, informing him of just how strongly he sucks as a person. Fairplay, who is best known for lying about a dying grandmother to stay on Big Brother, then waited until Bonaduce turned around to leave, before jokingly leaping upon his back. Bonaduce, being Bonaduce, thought he was being assaulted, and proceeded to throw the 120-lbs Fairplay over his back, in an admitedly sick wrestling manuver fashion to be honest, resulting in ol' Johnny faceplanting on a nearby chair. He lost several teeth, and somehow broke a toe in the incident. ....
Summary: Hot Slut tells Roid Rage Jerk to belittle Obnoxious Skinny Douche Bag. Roid Rage Jerk complies. Obnoxious Skinny Douche Bag behaves like a Obnoxious Skinny Douche Bag. Roid Rage Jerk behaves like Roid Rage Jerk. Hot Slut has sex with me. Everything in its right place.
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Be sure to check out the video of the incident through the link. Too lazy to embed it myself. Don't judge me.
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