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Jennifer Love Hewitt is reportedly pregnant. Which, of course, has many local astrophysists greatly concerned that the Moon will be pulled down to the Earth, killing billions. Because... you know... gravity and her already huge boobs. Get it? Pregant chicks get bigger boobs! I'm a fucking comedic genius! Zing!*sigh* Seriously though, lets take a moment to honor the hot bitches that we've lost to pregnancy this year *cue Oscar deathlist montage music*.... Jessica Alba.... Katie Holmes.... Gwen Stefani... no! I can't do it anymore! Its just so fucking tragic. But, remember, for every cavernous vagina forced upon us, there is a Christina Aguilera, who gives all men hope... that pregnancy is not completely fucking gross, even after you popped out that little crying turd of yours.
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