Apparently, its a Simpson Tuesday. Ashlee Simpson, best known for plastic surgery and a future in the afterlife forever pushing her own chin up a hill, has consumated her unholy union of annoying pseudo-musicians by allowing Pete Wentz's seed inside of her. The resulting child will most likely emerge ugly as sin, with the inate ability to inspire thoughts of infanticide even in conservative nuns. Flash forward fifteen years, and watch the kid manage to attain at least two gold records without being able to play an instrument and/or sing, and/or write. I'd say the hellspawn's parents will be so proud of It for following in their tasteless example, but I'm fairly certain Jesus will intervene and personally "escort them from the mortal coil" before then.
But seriously, Fall Out Boy is the musical equivilent of rectal bleeding. And Ashlee Simpson is the used tampon Pete Wentz uses to keep the mess off the floor.
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