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A Kari Wuher Moment
I'm not sure if Kari Wuher has any kids, but given that she's 41 now and still vamping the role of resident tats in whatever Sci-Fi original "movie" is on this week ("Hammerhead Shark Zombie", "Night of the Leopards", "Yellowjacket Madness 3: The Bee-ening", etc.), I'm going to go ahead and label her a MILF. Any complaints of misidentification should be filed with your local magistrate on or before the 15th, lest the claim be filed as void. Claims recieved within the designated timeframe will be filed as "accurate... but kinda sad". Which is, by the way, the same way my last three girlfriends described me. Hahaha. Just kidding. I've never had a girlfriend.
I'm not sure if Kari Wuher has any kids, but given that she's 41 now and still vamping the role of resident tats in whatever Sci-Fi original "movie" is on this week ("Hammerhead Shark Zombie", "Night of the Leopards", "Yellowjacket Madness 3: The Bee-ening", etc.), I'm going to go ahead and label her a MILF. Any complaints of misidentification should be filed with your local magistrate on or before the 15th, lest the claim be filed as void. Claims recieved within the designated timeframe will be filed as "accurate... but kinda sad". Which is, by the way, the same way my last three girlfriends described me. Hahaha. Just kidding. I've never had a girlfriend. 
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