Monday, September 1, 2008

A Liz Vicious Moment

Ah, Liz Vicious. Obviously, my weakness for pseudo-goth redheads is already well-documented. Pseudo-goth redheaded pornstars though?! Oh, yeah buddy. But let me take a moment to make a distinction here... namely between the terms "goth" and "emo". If you're ever confused how to tell the difference between the two, here's a nifty trick: while both look like miserable fucks, the goth kid is the one hanging out in the same basement for twenty years, buys his/her clothes at the Salvation Army and has a severe drinking/drug problem.The emo kid is the one with hanging in out in packs of twenty, buys his/her clothes at Hot Topic, and is constantly crying. Usually because they are being horribly beaten by their peers, or at least hopefully so. Another way, you ask? The goth kid's music makes you want to kill yourself. The emo kids music makes you want to kill them.

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