Monday, September 1, 2008

A Nikki Nova Moment

Some may misunderstand me. Ok, most will. But for all my use of masoginistic terminology on this site, I really don't hold anything against "promiscuous" women (that's what she said... zing!). Frankly, if I was a hot chick... well, that doesn't work because I'd just stay home all day. Not doing anything nasty, mind you. Just, you know, cooking for the kids and trying on a few new outfits. Wait, what?! Quick, put up a pornstar! Nikki Nova? Great! Yeah, so, umm.. lets go drink some Steel Reserve and go to tractor pull! Masculinity!

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