Showing posts with label Giant-Fighting Robots. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Giant-Fighting Robots. Show all posts

Friday, September 7, 2007

Rise of the Mecha

One of the flagships of the anime invasion from back in the 80's is getting the big-screen treatment as of an announcement today. Robotech, an amalgamation of the popular Macross series', will be released as a live-action theatrical film, and is looking to star Tobey Maguire.
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Alright, I'll give them this: as far as giant fighting robot franchises go, Robotech is one of the better ones. And its story is far more deserving of a film adaptation than Transformers (a show, which most forget was made solely to sell toys at Christmas... and therefore my generation's Pokemon). Additionally, these robots don't transform from tremendous, anthropamorphic killing machines into tape cassette players. More like tremendous, antropamorphic killing machines into a more jet fighter-shaped tremendous killing machine. Not to mention that one of them is the size of New York City, and is used in much the same way. However, when are we, as a nation, going to realize that our future rests not in creating extravagant films depicting giant fighting robots, but in the creation of these highly impractical weapons of mass destruction themselves. Or we can just sit around, eat popcorn and giggle to ourselves while a Japanese laser-sight is affixed to the back our heads, which is in turn affixed to the left arm of a 14-story, twelve hundred ton, leviathan with plasma cannons. Our only defense: as whiny as Americans can be, the Japanese teens that are apparently the only beings capable of piloting such a vehicle are ten times worse. "You can't make me attack California, General Tetsuo! You're not my real dad! I'm gonna go listen to some Japanese-equivilant Nirvana*!"

* - Is there such a thing? If so, I'd love to hear it.
Souce (IWatchStuff)....

Monday, August 6, 2007

Pipe Slider... Ha!...juvenile.

Yuko Mizano and Ayako Miyake. Apparently the next step in human evolution is becoming rendered by SquareSoft.
This really isn't current news, but then again what is on this site? I just thought I should note that G4's "Ninja Warrior", and especially its sister show "Women of Ninja Warrior", are a great case argument in the insanity and overall superiority of the Japanese. Sure, we beat them in World War II.... and then they proceeded to show us how capitalism is really done. And technological development. And work ethic. And a the mean average of attractive women in the population. And giant-fighting robots.
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First off, look at these women above. Granted, their are literally millions of hotter Japanese women. But these two are more than passible, not to mention that they can conquer a 300 yard obstacle course, tough enough to fell Olympians regularly, in under 120 seconds. I'm also fairly certain both can conjure fireballs with the power of their chi.
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And anyone who is seething to pick apart that assessment of Japanese socio-evolution as being far too generous (whilst waving an American flag and bellowing about the immortality of your Ford pickup, and second mortgage you had to take out just to fill the tank), let me just direct your comments to the aforementioned giant-fighting robot, which will soon take up the Japanese ambassadorial seat to the U.N.
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Kofi Annan: "I would kindly ask the gentlemen from Japan to please retake his seat!"
Voltron E. Gundam: "And I would kindly ask the secretary general to accept my apology..."
Kofi Annan: "Of course, my good sir---"
Voltron E. Gundam: "....in the form of six thousand rounds of depleted uranium from my fourteen shoulder-mounted gattling guns!"
*cue cherry blossoms across the screen*