Vanessa Anne Hudgens is back in the rumor mill for the same 'ol thing again. The National Enquirer is reporting that several more nude photos of Ms. Hudgens have hit the internet and should be making the blog-rotation within the next few days. Only this time, Hudgens apparently snapped said pictures when she was only fifteen years old, in an effort to jilt a then-recent ex-boyfriend. While Hudgens has recently been in talks with Maxim, she has refused to entertain offers from Playboy and Girls Gone Wild......
Which... totally makes sense. Because there is a big difference between photoshopped and/or drunken Mardi Gras nudity and webcam style nudity. The difference: the latter is far, far better. And far, far grainier. Regardless, Vanessa seems to have an eye for quality in her "leaked" nakedness. What she doesn't have an eye for, apparently, is legality. 15?! Millions of middle aged, chain-smoking deviants are literally licking their computer monitors by this point. Hey! Hey! Weren't you supposed to be registering at the courthouse as per Megan's Law today?! Psssh. What amateurs. Everyone knows that when you add together several underage girls ages, its legal if the sum is over 18. Hence why I keep 18 infant concubines in my cellar.
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