A Chinese man died in southern China on Saturday afternoon, succumbing to exhaustion after over 72-hours of uniterrupted video game play. The man was playing an undisclosed game at a internet cafe when he suddenly fainted, causing dozens of fellow customers to flee the establishment. The man's identity has not yet been revealed......
Oh, I wonder what game this man could've possibly playing. Let's see: 3 days of constant gameplay... Asian... internet cafe... hmmmm.... Centipede? No! Wait! Revolution X starring Aerosmith? Ok, in all seriousness, we all know what caused this to happen. And somehow I get the feeling the words "Serpentshine 
Caverns" were involved. Which is sad. Of course, not nearly as sad as the 13-year old American kid who spent the next 3 hours killing this man's character while he was AFK. The moral of the story: remember, even though the Tier 6 armor might have increased resistance to fire damage, it won't feed you. Oh, and get an internet connection at home. Please. Some of us are trying to grind over here, and your rotting corpse is distracting.
Caverns" were involved. Which is sad. Of course, not nearly as sad as the 13-year old American kid who spent the next 3 hours killing this man's character while he was AFK. The moral of the story: remember, even though the Tier 6 armor might have increased resistance to fire damage, it won't feed you. Oh, and get an internet connection at home. Please. Some of us are trying to grind over here, and your rotting corpse is distracting.
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