Rose McGowan has reportedly gotten engaged to new boyfriend Robert Rodriguez after only a few short months of courtship. McGowan met Rodriguez while shooting his half of the summer flop Grindhouse, entitled Planet Terror, in which McGowan played a stripper equipped with a M16-A1 assault rifle as a prosthetic substitute for her left leg. Notably, Rodriguez left his then-current wife, who was a producer on the film, during production for McGowan. ....
First off, let us all take a moment to honor the American Filmakers Dream: 1) Write Script. 2) Blow Producers in Steakhouse Bathrooms for Favor to Shoot Script. 3) Marry High School Sweetheart before shooting Script. 4) Shoot Movie. 5) Enjoy Movie's Success. 6) Make Producers Blow You in Steakhouse Bathrooms for Honor of Shooting Next, Yet-Unwritten Script. 7) Shoot Far Inferior Follow-up Movie. 8) Leave High School Sweetheart-turned-Wife for Inferior Movie's starring Actress. And then you live rehabilly-ever-after.
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Ok, with that out the way, can I ask something? Did Rose McGowan get a shitload of plastic surgery recently? And I don't mean in the vacuous Hollywood sense. I mean in the reconstructive after major motorcycle injury sense. I'm serious, I feel like I missed something here. Of course, I'd still love nothing more than to put another coat of alabaster on this literally-ivory colored beauty. But, then again, I'd fuck Ann Margaret. Or Mark Hamill for that matter.
A Couple More Rose, one with the Macabre Cowboy Fiance at the end..
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