Showing posts with label Wastes of Life. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Wastes of Life. Show all posts

Sunday, August 26, 2007

DMX & Michael Vick share training tips.

Before I get started, anyone who reads this blog should realize that this particular post is going to be long, boring, drawn out and angry. It seems rapper DMX had his Phoenix home searched as part of an investigation into reported animal cruelty. Specifically under nourishment What was his animal of choice you ask? Hmm, I'd give you a guess, but i'm sure you already know due to the title and obvious picture posted. The search yielded twelve pit bull terriers and the cadavers of three more dogs were exhumed on the property. The search also resulted in the discovery of half pound of undisclosed drugs and a plethora of assault weapons. SURPRISE!!!
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As a self proclaimed dog lover this pisses me off to an infinite extent. Particularly because I myself am an American Pitbull Terrier owner. It's "
people" like DMX and Michael Vick who will continue to give these dogs bad reputations. All because they'll always want money, this type of money is not regular green backs though. This is blood money, enjoyment and profit at the expense of helpless, suffering animals who know and do only what they are told to. Animals, dog's in specific are a reflection of their owners. I understand there is nothing that says DMX was fighting these dogs, but you'd have to be pretty fucking stupid to not realize that they would be or have been in the past. This isn't a first for him either, he's already pleaded guilty for animalty cruelty back in '02 when 13 pit bull's were found on his premesis in NJ.

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Seriously, I'm sick of this whole Pit Bull fad, bullshit. These assholes are destroying a breed, it's shit like this that lead to BSL (
Breed Specific Legislation). BSL is a law that will not allow certain breeds of dogs in certain area's of the world. BSL can rip a dog out of a home at any point and time, wether you have owned the dog for 10 months or 10 years. Wether it's a problem dog or a big mush, it does not matter. This isn't just limited to pitbulls, Rottweiller's and Doberman's are also listed as a "dangerous breed" as per BSL and can even make it hard or impossible to attain home owners insurance.
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If there is any justice in this shit hole of a world these assholes will be eaten by a pack of
African Wild Dogs while on a tandem trip to Namibia in search of their career's. Ya' hear that Dave Chapelle?

Full story.

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Sorry for being single handedly serious and non sensical, I promise this is the first and last serious post I will ever make on here. Unless Keira Knightley accepts my proposal a week from today, then you'll never hear from me again. Or if she finds me in her trash can, either way I will be indisposed.


-SlapChicken-

Thursday, August 23, 2007

Fuck You, Pete Doherty.

Pete Doherty, the poster child for drug abuse and complete worthlessness in our time, recently brought in his cat's kittens from a newborn litter, into a vet where the doctor noted the high content of cocaine in the kitten's bloodstream. Thats all you need to know. Up to this point, I've left it up to my colleagues or other blogs to discuss Doherty. Mainly due to the fact that the guy just isn't interesting. At all. Wow, a British rock star who is addicted to heroin and cocaine! Fucking original stuff, Pete. But on top of that this guy is a world-class asshat. There is literally nothing endearing about his behavior. I think he must be under the impression he gets the Keith Richards pass. One problem, Pete: HE is Keith Richards, and YOU are Pete Doherty. About 1/8th as talented, famous, rich and creative. For fucks sake, this guy thought spraying his blood on another human being was funny. I mean, DO they have laws in England anymore? Besides near-fascist anti-terrorism laws? Now, I'm not usually the type of guy that gives the pro-America rant, but if a musician sprayed his/her own blood on another person in say, New York City, that guy would be spending a few months at Riker's, if not a mental health facility. And if that individual started giving cocaine to his cat, well.... then he/she would simply be dead... because they would be way too close to my home already NOT to savagely murder them.
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Alright I'm done. None of this was funny, but I honestly can't be after being forced to digest that filth. No more rehab, no jail time, no pity. Fuck Karma, after reading that, I hope Pete Doherty's gets inoperable cancer. And thats the last time I will ever mention him.