<--If you get that joke, then we should really start hanging out. If not....will you still hang out with me?....So lonely, so desperately lonely....Anyways, the Defense Department has announced that it will be holding an open contest to design a lightweight and efficient mobile power source for the average infantry soldier. This move, which is actually fairly clever compared to the usual miltary industrial complex faire, is made in the hope of attracting civillian contracters and entrepeneurs to the table. For their efforts, the government is currently offering a 1 million dollar prize for the winning design. Unfortunately my Battery Bandoliers design was already rejected. But hey, if they don't have the foresight to endorse my genius, then screw em. Criss-crossing belts of 123 AA's a piece.....and another belt of 400 more D-cells around the waste........and two more ankle-bracelets with four car batteries attached.....and a gun that shoots AAA's.........it all sounds pretty good to me. Wimps. Watch, in three years all of our troops will be wearing small, white battery packs with Macintosh logo's on them, will hold up to 120 hours of music, and will need to serviced every 14.2 seconds. Full Story
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