Britney Spears must smell like the sponge you wash your dog with.

If this girl* were any more classy, she would shit Van Gough's to the tune of Mozart's "Requiem"

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Editors Note: I refuse, repeat REFUSE, to even look at any picture of Britney Spears taken after say...2002, for more than 2.8 seconds. Any more exposure might cause my eyes to become so classy that I begin to cry gold bullion. Bully.

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*- I mean this is loosest** sense of the word.

** - I mean THIS is the most literal, and sexual sense of the word.