Its Time.

This is the day the World ends.
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Well, geeks of Earth, the day of days has finally come. In just a matter of hours, Master Chief Petty Officer John-117, last of the Spartan II supersoldiers, will embark on his final, desperate campaign in the Great War. And millions of sexually-frustrated youths around the world will embark on their first, infuriating campaign in the Xbox Live Collective Circle-jerk.

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The final chapter in the Master Chief Saga.

A completely new set of Multiplayer maps.

Four-player Online Co-operative Campaign.

Customizable Replay System.

"The Forge" Create-A-Multiplayer Map Function.

New Weapons.

Improved Enemies.

New Vehicles.

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So, uh, yeah. I... may... be indisposed for most the upcoming week... or month.... or decade.

Review to follow manana.