Useless lest for Tats...

Here's Kristin Cavallari doing the only thing she's good for: wearing a bikini. And thats perfectly fine with me. If you are famous for nothing more than appearing on a poorly-scripted "reality" show about how filthy fucking rich you and your high school classmates are, the best you can hope for in life is looking great in a swimsuit, and parlaying that into a movie role. As Ms. Cavallari has. However, the second I hear even one soundbite in which she claims to want a real acting career, I'll be forced to dispatch my flying reality-check monkeys immediately. Flash forward to a few minutes later, as a crowd gathers on Rodeo Dr. to watch in shocked horror as little Kristin is bitchslapped up and down the street by angry, malnourished, hovering simians. Yes, my pretties. It is fair and true.

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