Harry Potter plays the rebound game.

Emma Watson, prolonged exposure to whom seems to manifest impure, just-a-shade-short-of-illegal, thoughts, is rumored to have rebounded off of her short-lived relationship with the 27-yr old, heroin-addicted frontman of the British group, Razorlight, by finding solace in the arms of her Potter castmate, Daniel Radcliffe. The two were seen canoodling* at a pub recently, shortly after the aforemetioned "near-pedophilia" was ended by Watson's parents apparent complaints on the issue.

Well, I guess this makes sense. After all, these two were already doomed to spend their autumn years waving sticks around and shouting "Career-Resusitorum!" whilst point at their blank resumes. And I suppose dating a guy who poses naked with horses is a step-up** from a drug-addict pedophile***.

But on a more important note, is anybody else noticing that attractive British actresses and/or models seem to have no quarrel with their respective boyfriends doing heroin, while remaining fairly clean themselves? You see that, honey! THAT'S real love! If you really cared for me, you'd accept that my fix is worth more than your television. So give that shit up real smooth, baby! Daddy needs his medicine.

* - Simultaneously, my most favorite and least favorite word of all time.
** - 2 The Streets! Biaotch!
*** - How old is 17... really?

Source (Celebitchy)...