Alecia Moore, better known as "Pink", and her husband, Carey Hart, are filing for divorce. The paperwork isn't out in the public eye yet, but I'd love to see how you word "discovered unexpected penis" in official court documents. I'm curious, why is Pink still famous? Haven't all the depressed, tasteless High School fat girls that made up her fanbase all entered college by this point? Shouldn't they be satisfied by all the standard-less frat boy attention as the bar clears out by now? Or at least moved on to become a "Wicca" or something?
And, I know what your thinking by looking at the picture to the left. But remember, children: having breasts and long hair does not compensate for still having a penis. If that were the case, fat Metallica fans would be on the school cheerleading squad.
Source (TheBlemish)...
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