Guess what? Britney Spears had breast implants back when she was still a teenager. Which is news, I guess... if you didn't have working eyes or a deductive mind back in 1998. Apparently, Spears was encouraged to get the implants by her Mother-of-the-Year candidate, Lynn Spears, and they were later removed after Britney's chest started to naturally develop.My question is this: did those "breast implants" also serve a slow-release system for Lithium, or some other anti-psychotic? Or maybe just a lojack of some kind so her managers could keep constant track of her whereabouts and activities? Either way, and this is probably the first time I've ever said this, get them sacks o' saline back in there, people! Sure, the damage might already have become irreversable, but if there is a chance... just a small chance that I can be bombarded with endless Britney gossip without accompanying images that make me throw up in my mouth just a bit. Please. After thirteen minutes of Entertainment Tonight, my teeth have already had the enamel stripped completely off.
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