Lindsay Lohan, pride of Long Island, recently shocked* the world by posing topless in tribute to Marilyn Monroe. Which would be awesome... except for the fact that she already showed them to us when she was 17... and again when she was 18... and 19... and well... I'll just stop there. But now you can see them in the setting of a non-Playboy, professionally photographed spread... which for the first time in my entire life has led me to beg for the ridiculous airbrushing of the aforementioned magazine. Seriously. What fucks up a great early twenties rack better than painfully unflattering shots of harshly lit Irish legs. I should know. I have IRISH LEGS! And believe me, nothing says "sexy" like skin that looks like a wedding dress thats been menstrated on through a thin screen. Couldn't she skip to the Amy Fisher** stage already? Now THERE is some Strong Island class.See Lindsay's tits.. again... (TheBlemish)...
* - How does one roll one's eyes in literary form?
** - VERY NSFW. Thats right, even our attempted murderers contribute to Hollywood.
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