Seperated at birth?

Honestly, I've got nothing that will top that. Except this:

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...so, in summation: E.T. is a butterface.

Honestly, I got nothin'...

Matt Damon's ill-fated trip to the Isle of Dr. Moreau

Honestly, I couldn't write something funny about this if I my life depended on it. At least, not funnier (read: deeply disturbing) than this picture itself. But I think this all might be part of Jason Bourne's mysterious origin story. Or a psychotropic hallucination. Either way, did anyone else notice that Arthur seems to have all its wardrobe furnished by American Eagle?

A much funnier commentary on this (IWatchStuff)...