Showing posts with label What Happened. Show all posts
Showing posts with label What Happened. Show all posts

Saturday, August 18, 2007

What Happened?! (Sarah Michelle Gellar)

My poor Buffy! What foul, treacherous dark magic hath corrupted thee?!
Does Sarah Michelle Gellar have slow-speed A.I.D.S? I'm sure that question will sufficiently offend many, but seriously, this girl has been slowly physically deteriorating for the last half-decade. Up until recently, her inate hotness kept it from being well-noticed, but now we're just starting to get ridiculous. Of everyone male I know, I'm the last one to start going on and on about the virtues of so-called "thick chicks", but this is one girl who looked a hell-of-alot better with some meat on her bones. And by "hell-of-alot better", I mean "fucking gorgeous". As opposed to now, when I'm pretty sure she is preparing for the part of Famine in her upcoming film, The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.
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Psst.. Demons. I think this might be your best shot. Although, she may just be able to use her own protruding bones to stake you now.
More SMG goodness to remind us of better times...

Buffy hath become the Hellmouth (Yeeeah!)...

Wednesday, August 8, 2007

What Happened?! - (When Sexual Objects Go Bad) - Pt.1


Before......and After.

Michelle Trachtenberg, best known as "Dawn" in Buffy the Vampire Slayer, recently showed up on the red carpet looking like a heroin-addict version of Kratos from God of War. Granted, this girl was always a bit on the pale side (to no complaint by me), but this is starting to be a little ridiculous. Its like she anti-tans in some kind of mad scientist-engineered radiation sponge chamber. Although, a better question is what happened to her tats?! Did she sacrifice them to Athena for fiery wrist-chained blades? If so, Athena, we should talk.

More of the Ghost of Sparta over at the Blemish....