Saturday, July 14, 2007

01-18-08...a day without sex...


If you listen closely, you can almost hear my penis cry as it realizes it will never be used again....


01-18-08

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOO, etc. etc. etc.

Some thoughts:

1) The whole movie better be shot this way.
2) If this turns out to be a monster flick on the order of recent monster flicks, I may lose my fucking mind. In other words, if Ferris Bueller or Hank Azaria show up on screen, I might kill some people. I'm not sure which people, but rest assured, some living thing will die.
3) Viral Marketing might be the key to eliminating the nerd-gene out of the human populace by means of occupying nerds' complete life with the search for cryptic clues buried on suspect flash websites.

Honestly, this movie might never have a chance to be half as entertaining as the speculation about said movie that has suddenly been blitzkrieg-ing the internet. Some favorite theories include: the monster is the "Lion" mentioned in the Book of Revelations; the monster is the goddess Shiva from Hindu mythology; the monster is Clthulhu of H.P. Lovercraft's classics; this is all some gargantuan plot-twist for the television show "Lost"; etc., etc., etc.

The horrifying truth about the monster's identity: one word.........Guttenberg.

Some more pics and links to follow later today....

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