Pure Masoginism

Stumbling around YouTube, I found several dozen videos of girls firing guns... in a comical, and nearly-tragic manner. Now, don't you go believing that my inate distrust of the fairer sex (they have hypnotism orbs attached to their chest, for Christ's sake) is now manifesting itself by me claiming that girls can't shoot. That couldn't be farther from the truth, and the .44 caliber slug still embedded in my left ass cheek is proof enough that at least my ex has a good eye. Still, there's something very heartwarming about watching a ditz accidentally pistol-whip herself when firing a high-powered firearm. And it is this joy that I wish to pass on to you now. Kinda like herpes. Oh, and by the way, by reading this post, you now have that too. Sorry, my bad.