Showing posts with label BioShock. Show all posts
Showing posts with label BioShock. Show all posts

Sunday, May 11, 2008

Splicers of the Caribbean

Variety is reporting that Gore Verbinski, probably best known for the Pirates of the Caribbean trilogy, has been tapped as the director for the forthcoming adaptation of BioShock. As you should know, and by "should" I mean "are required by law", BioShock was an incredibly successful first-person shooter game that came out early last fall. The game illustrates the story of an underwater eutopia-gone-wrong (oh, those eutopia's... do they ever go right?), reverting to gene splicing and drug addiction, before drifting into an all-out block-by-block war between its crazed citizens and its tyranical dictator, Andrew Ryan. Unlike many other FPS games, BioShock prided itself on an immersive, almost movie-like feel, and shocked critics and fans alike with its well-written storyline.

Hence... this should be good. I think thats what I was trying to say. Or, at the very least, CambodianMonk's inherent love of everything Verbinski-esque, combined with his vast nerdiness, will cause this news to literally rupture his cerebellum. And yes, that is a word.

Thursday, August 23, 2007

"Mr.Bubbles! Please Get Up!"

For those who own a Playstation 3, keep walking. You heard me. I said, fuck off!
....
Ok, are they gone? Good. Everyone remaining should be a 360 owner, or at least prepared to purchase one. Why? Because the first must-own game of 2007 for the 360 came out on Tuesday. And 'lo, its name was BioShock.
....


PROS
- Lighting and texture effects (especially water) are flawless. -
- Surround Sound is the best in all of Video Game Entertainment thus far.-
- Compelling gameplay, with extensive replay value. -
CONS
- Some minor sound glitches, like "ghost bullets" ricocheting around inexplicably.-
- Gears of War has forever made every other FPS wanting for a tactical cover system.-
- No Multiplayer.-
OVERALL RATING: 9.2 out of 10.0