Brittany Murphy is taking alot of flak on the set of her new movie, Across the Hall, for apparently having an O.C.D.-variant of P.M.S. (literally drowning the crew in acronyms). She demands a crustless, diagonally-cut peanut butter and jelly sandwiches once-an-hour, and constantly has her husband slinking around the set and disrupting work. Which, of course, is to be expected of such an unbelievably famous celebrity like Brittamy Murphy. Nothing says A-list like half-a-dozen forgettable romantic comedies, peppered with a near-cameo role in a sci-fi/fantasy film from time-to-time (drowning me in hyphens). What I want to know, however, is why this girl eats a sandwich once-an-hour? I don't care if its just PB&J... considering the average day on set for an actress is roughly 9-12 hours... well, you do the math. Which leads me to start anxiously awaiting a story breaking on Ms. Murphy having a psychotic episode in Sam's Club when they inform her they don't sell Smuckers by the drum. I wish I had a better joke to end with here... but failing that: POOP!
Ah, another Peabody-Award worthy post. No need to thank me... just send me money in lieu of gratitude. Please. I haven't eaten in weeks.
