Showing posts with label Kristen Bell. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Kristen Bell. Show all posts

Saturday, August 25, 2007

Kristen Bell is my Hero. *Ugh*

Fellow Star Wars-nerd and resident piece of ass, Kristen Bell, is now set to join the cast of the NBC's Heroes this upcoming fall. Bell turned down a similar opportunity with ABC's Lost. Now, I will admit, I kinda got back into Lost again towards the end of last season (after it had come back around from its Twin Peaks-esque second season) but I will be the first to admit that she is much better suited for Heroes. And the first character arc she should go through: a complex storyline involving a lesbian crush on Hayden Panettiere's character. "Oh, these new feelings are so confusing. I know I shouldn't, but I can't help myself." You know, that kind of thing. I smell an Emmy. Or, failing that, a muffin basket sent by me to the writers of the show. You know you want these muffins, guys. Double-chocolate glazed (coincidentally, the title of the "outline" I have for Bell's second character arc).

Sunday, August 19, 2007

Hybrid

Kristen Bell, who used to be Veronica Mars or still is (I don't even know if that show is still on the air), loves Star Wars. And because of that, we are now married. Legally. Somebody should let her know next time they see her. Alright? Good.
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This entry is somewhat dual purpose. First, I wanted to set the record straight up there on the more important issue (as per Section 142a, Paragraph 7, Lines14 - 16. of the Geneva Convention: "Star Wars is more important than anything else... ever. For example, your wife is on fire, but The Empire Strikes Back has only ten minutes left. Answer: let her burn.) this post could also be considered of the "It Must Be Summer" variety,due to this recent poolside pictures popping up as well. So, two for the price of one. Everything must go. 0% financing. Free newborn with every purchase. Terms and restrictions may apply. Offer not valid without proof of purchase.