Oh, to be South Korean. Vaguely anime-resembling consorts, an unhealthy obsession with anything Blizzard makes, and a lifelong, blood-related sibling country that apparently was not hugged enough as a child. Not to mention that the qualifications for sleeping with top shelf women there is pretty much: "Are you American?". There's just not enough of those kinda countries left these days.
"I am the most desired object in South Korea... behind StarCraft II."
For some reason, several blogs have been recently chiming in on how unbelievably attractive Korean pop singer Lee Hyori is. And since I desperately need to be accepted, I think its bandwagon jumping time. Actually, hilariously enough, the first time I noticed her was during her appearance on the telecast of BlizzCon 2007. Of course, in Korea, having uber-hot celebrities host video game conventions is completely normal. Which is about the equivalant of... say, Christina Aguilera or Mandy Moore hosting ComicCon. Which, of course, would inevitably lead to the poor girl in question being torn to pieces by a horde of horny geeks (coincidentally screaming "FOR THE HORDE!" whilst doing it). Ah, Korea. You gotta love a country which is divided into a totalitarian military regime in the North, and a legion of ultra-Americanized StarCraft addicts in the South. Not to mention it is the only country in the world accessible by Deeprun Tram*. 
