Selma Blair is still alive, apparently. That, and her new hairstyle, rounds up the news about her. Oh, and also, she's been traumatized by internet nerds opinions of her, wants to be Angelina Jolie, and is in love with John Waters movies. So.... essentially, she is every girl who is pursuing a Bachelor's in Acting. Fair enough. Although, I'll always remember her best for "Hellboy", and screaming racial epithets at the behest of a black man during interacial sex.
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Which is of course to say, again, she is every girl who is pursuing a Bachelor's in Acting. Wait... what?
Remember that movie where those that chick made out in Central Park with Sarah Michelle Gellar? Well, that girl's name was Selma Blair, and if you'd heard that clip on Howard Stern of some girl dirty talking and dropping n-bombs, you've heard of her before. I think she's dating Hellboy right now, or something. Now, usually, I am the type of guy to appreciate any breast size, and oppose implants at every turn. That being said, Selma Blair is one cup size short of being nuclear-grade attractive. Still, I'll settle for m80-grade hotness any day of the week, so I probably shouldn't bitch... alright, you got me... I'd sleep with a trash can... if only it would give me the time of day... *sigh* someday, Rubbermaid. Someday. 
