Tyler Freeman, apparently some kind of inventor and/or kid with far too much time on his hands, has invented the greatest thing to hit music since the vocoder. Freeman has developed a pair of pants that have triggers in the front of the thighs so that one might actually play electric drums on their legs. The triggers feed into a small drum machine, which plays the audio in MIDI format. ....
Thank.... Fucking... God. No longer will I be a slave to the acoustic limitations of the fat content of my thighs, nor be forced to abuse my steering wheel with such ferocity as to be likened to a masturbating chipmunk on crank. Although, now I'm going to have to start a pool for when we will see the first douchebag walking down the street whilst desperately attempting to be Neil Peart. Which will appear, outwardly, to any passerby as an extreme, ongoing fit of epilepsy.
