Random Portman of the Moment

Good morning to you too, Erection.

Random Portman of the Moment

I'm not obsessed, I just find the bushes outside of her house where I hide late at night very comfortable. The fragrant pine needles cover the smell of my bloodletting and masturbation which usually accompany the late-night....uhh....bush...sitting?

What?! I'm a botany fan, officer.