Jessica Simpson has apparently recovered from recieving the "Mark of the Whore", otherwise known as a kidney infection, and is now out pimping her own brand of hair extensions. To be fair, you've got to give it to this girl: she's got horse-hair on her head, she's been routinely violated by Tony Romo's dirty penis (hence the aforemtioned infection), and of course there is always the knowledge that her relationship with her father is vaguely incestous... but she retains the ability to make me overlook all of that simply due to her sheer, distracting hotness. Take this lesson to heart, ladies. Ms. Simpson hasn't been the born-again, hot-ass virgin we all knew and frantically masturbated to for years now. Since her divorce, she's fucked half of the douche-bag population of the west coast, requiring only that the next prospective dick be attached to somebody relatively famous. But she maintains the charade of her supposed innocence through constant, mindnumbing stupidity. She has LITERALLY become the only woman on the face of the Earth that I could honestly believe "accidentally" fucked someone. "I couldn't believe it! I tripped, and fell onto it! I swear it was an accident! I would've stopped, but I didn't want to be embarassed!"
I'm not quite sure where I was going with this. I think it had something to do with horse-hair. So without further ado, here's a hot pair of breasts floating beneath some horse-hair.
...P.S.: Horse-hair?! Hell, I'd sure ride her! Ahahahaha....haahaha.....ha.....ha--*sobbing* I hate myself.
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