Tuesday, April 8, 2008

Spaceships with Boobs

Blake Lively, apparently best known for "Gossip Girl", recently joked to reporters that she was "having Brad Pitt's baby"... to which everyone had a good laugh... and then proceeded to jump on their cell phones and frantically contact their fact checkers anyway. Alas, it was actually a joke, and not a very good one at that. And come to think of it, why am I fucking writing about this?! This isn't news even by my standards, and my standards are pretty much just based upon whether or not someone, somehow involved has possession of an attractive female body. Or, possibly, has something to do with spaceships.

Or spaceships with boobs. Thats like the Holy Grail of current events.

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