Gwen Stefani is in Hawaii, apparently along with the rest of Hollywood this week, and took the opportunity to tantalize locals with a view of her scantily-clad body. Although, come to think of it, didn't this girl use to wear outfits like this almost 365 days a year back in her No Doubt days? So really, we shouldn't be so much celebrating her hotness in the present, as lamenting the loss of those sweet, innocent days of youth. Days when a hamburger cost 2 cents, a dollar cost a quarter, the gas station actually paid YOU to fill up your tank, and semi-naked Stefani's rained from the sky as you walked to school in the snow with barefeet. Uphill. Both ways. ....
Oh, those were simplier times.... if not necessarily "better". Granted, our biggest concern then was illegal telegraph tapping programs. Then again, "racism" was then known as "color commentary", so it wasn't all peaches and cream.
