No, seriously. I want to be blind.

Well, there really is not a lot of explaining to do here. It's pretty obvious that he's taking a picture of the most traversed and fearsome terain man has seen. All the while Paris is on the phone talking about how many lines and/or dicks she is going to blow twenty five minutes from now.

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Still, being involved in such deep and thought provoking conversation she doesn't notice Pervy McPerverson? So, she really is oblivious to the world around her, kudos to that guy then. Even though he will never see again after developing pictures of the devil himself.

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-SlapChicken-

Lily Allen training for Metal Gear Solid 5.

First off, who is Lily Allen? I've never heard of her and trust me I know who everyone is. When I say everyone I really mean my dog, who I talk to for the weather and possible natural disasters on the horizon, look out Walla, Walla, Washington.

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Anyway, back to the topic at hand. Lily Allen apparently was taken out of a U.K. club in an oversized shopping bag. This was to avoid the paparazzi, but failed and has caught the eye of Metal Gear creator Hideo Kojima. When speaking to Hideo he said... "Aaaah, UhYeeessss. She is rearry, rearry good at hiding. I rike da way she tinks. One day I hope to see her scurrying around in a codbod box".

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So let me understand, or at least try to. You don't want your picture taken so you hop into a giant bag and have your friends drag you out. Wouldn't it have been easier and less humiliating to just walk out? You obviously would have had your picture taken either way. Now though, you have your picture taken and seem like the crazy lady down the block who has political debates with her lawn gnome and shouts racial epitets and squirrels.

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-SlapChicken-