Jennifer Garner was recently quoted in an interview as having suffered from several minor heatstrokes while filming her new movie, The Kingdom, and attempting to breastfeed her newborn baby between takes, therefore losing valuable electrolytes in the 138 degree Saudi Arabian heat. ....
Furthermore, she was diagnosed with a severely-advanced form of two-face cancer. Doctors report that they believe a few major surgeries to correct the way light bounces off her hard-as-diamonds facial structure may correct the problem. The procedure, known as "de-harshifying", involves the extensive use of a a belt-sander applied to the cheek and chin bones, followed by a healthy amount of skin-grafting. While they have reserved any definite expectations, her doctors believe that, in time, Ben Affleck with be able to stomach looking at his wife in direct sunlight.
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