Death on Set

A special effects technician on the set of The Dark Knight died yesterday during a chase sequence when his 4 x 4 crashed into a tree.

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And somewhere, in some other realm, Brandon Lee is reading this and wondering why it wasn't Christian Bale doing the dying. Not because he thinks its unfair that he, as the star of his particular movie, died filming The Crow and Bale did not. But instead because of all dead beings' intense hatred for Christian Bale. For its a well-know fact that Bale spends almost all of his free time defecating in fresh graves. "Let's leave 'em a rosebud to rest in peace with!"

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Yeah, I know. I'm reaching. But you tell me something funny that you could ascribe to a a SFX guy dying on set. Unless said death involved being eaten by a bunch of mechanical, fake heads. But you don't wanna talk about my 7th birthday party anymore than I want to remember it, do you? I thought not.

Source (TheBlemish)....