Rumors are spreading that supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio is preggers. So... fuck, huh? I harped on this a moment the other day concerning Jennifer Love Hugetits, but let me reiterate: Celebrities, your biological clocks are interferring with my chronic masturbation! Honestly, how is a guy supposed to "watch a workout video" these days without having to overlook his object of interest's imminent de-sexifying? Its like trying to get excited to Christmas, but just knowing in your heart that Santa's coming back on Dec. 26 to take his shit back. Sure, the fat bastard will return the gifts to you again in a few months, but by then your Tonka truck will have stretch marks and be constantly complaining about how tender it's breasts have gotten. So, in that spirit, why don't you take some time right now and enjoy your presents while you still have them. "Grinding levels" is not a right, its a privellage (and sometimes, a felony).
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