Goddess of War

Hayden Panettierre reportedly threatened to "kill" a staff member of US Weekly on the red carpet recently. The bad blood was apparently caused by a recent article in the aforemetioned publication claiming that she had broken up with a recent boyfriend. Panettierre was discreetly ushered away by her publicist before the incident could get ugly.

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This is almost certainly 100% pure (whoop-ass?) bullshit. However, I cannot deny the power of Hayden Panettiere's blood rage. She's like twenty Kratos's (Kratosi?) on gorilla juice with pebble stuck in her shoe. One time, her agent returned from an errand with a Diet Coke, when Hayden specifically requested a Diet Coke Zero. After that it was just a fury of fiery chains and blades, after which nothing remained... save for my tremendous erection.

Source (TheBlemish)....

Crossing Over with Hayden Panettiere

Hayden Panettiere, star of Heroes and one-time jewel in the Imperial Crown of Jailbait, turned 18 yesterday. She can now purchase cigarettes and vote. Or, more importantly, she can both purchase and/or appear in pornography. And of all of the above things, she will accomplish precisely ZERO of them. In fact, the only thing that will change is now we will have to hear which male celebrity she happens to be sleeping with at any given time.
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Unless... we can develop some kind of porno ray*. ...... Excuse me, I have a date with the patent office.

* Porno Rays are actually a lesser known part of the Spectrum of Light, existing just below Infrared and above Crystal Meth rays.

What's statutory mean?

Hayden Panettiere, one of the stars of "Heroes" and alarmingly-still 17 years old, is still out begging to inspire legally-questionable thoughts out of a generation of men. Actually, I'm fairly certain that saying her name outloud three times infront of a mirror summons "To Catch a Predator" like the Candyman. Which, of course, leads to suicide.
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More pictures to feel slightly guilty over at the Blemish