Hayden Panettierre reportedly threatened to "kill" a staff member of US Weekly on the red carpet recently. The bad blood was apparently caused by a recent article in the aforemetioned publication claiming that she had broken up with a recent boyfriend. Panettierre was discreetly ushered away by her publicist before the incident could get ugly......
This is almost certainly 100% pure (whoop-ass?) bullshit. However, I cannot deny the power of Hayden Panettiere's blood rage. She's like twenty Kratos's (Kratosi?) on gorilla juice with pebble stuck in her shoe. One time, her agent returned from an errand with a Diet Coke, when Hayden specifically requested a Diet Coke Zero. After that it was just a fury of fiery chains and blades, after which nothing remained... save for my tremendous erection.
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