Vanessa Hudgens Also Wants You In Jail.

Vanessa Anne Hudgens is back in the rumor mill for the same 'ol thing again. The National Enquirer is reporting that several more nude photos of Ms. Hudgens have hit the internet and should be making the blog-rotation within the next few days. Only this time, Hudgens apparently snapped said pictures when she was only fifteen years old, in an effort to jilt a then-recent ex-boyfriend. While Hudgens has recently been in talks with Maxim, she has refused to entertain offers from Playboy and Girls Gone Wild.

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Which... totally makes sense. Because there is a big difference between photoshopped and/or drunken Mardi Gras nudity and webcam style nudity. The difference: the latter is far, far better. And far, far grainier. Regardless, Vanessa seems to have an eye for quality in her "leaked" nakedness. What she doesn't have an eye for, apparently, is legality. 15?! Millions of middle aged, chain-smoking deviants are literally licking their computer monitors by this point. Hey! Hey! Weren't you supposed to be registering at the courthouse as per Megan's Law today?! Psssh. What amateurs. Everyone knows that when you add together several underage girls ages, its legal if the sum is over 18. Hence why I keep 18 infant concubines in my cellar.

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Joe Francis is Insufferable Tool

Joe Francis, founder of Girls Gone Wild and professional douche-goblin, has reportedly issued a press release from prison. In said release, he offers Vanessa Hudgens, of Disney Channel and webcam-nudity fame, $500,000 to appear on a future edition of his aforementioned lukewarm pornographic* enterprise. While precisely nobody waits for Vanessa's answer, which will be an unequivical "no" (that is if she responds at all), we are all left to wonder just how we could call a country like ours so great when it allows a meathead, date-rapist walking cancer like Joe Francis to get so wealthy. It doesn't surprise me that this guy has half-a-million to throw away on something like this, considering he's worth about 0.5 solar masses of gold bullion. And who do we really have to thank for that? A bunch of fat, pimpley, very sad males who need to hear the high-pitched, drunken squeals of girls not hot or proficient enough to be actual pornstars, just garden-variety sluts. So, listen up America cause here's our chance to make a difference! For just pennies a day, we can buy these sad losers computers, so that they may at long last experience free, plentiful and actual pornography. With your help, we can make sure that Joe Francis spends his remaining days first blowing coke in his lonely California mansion, before moving on to just blowing hobo's at the AmTrak train yards whilst living in poverty that would make a resident of Mogadishu cringe. Please help. Only you can insure that I never have to see Joe Francis again.

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Vanessa Hudgens' Alleged Nudity. Niiiiice.

Vanessa Hudgens, best known for her role in the inexplicably popular High School Musical, has commited the original sin of young female celebrities: allowed herself to photographed nude. Or, more specifically, took pictures of herself nude, and tried to send them to her boyfriend, High School Musical co-star Zac Efron. While no one has come forward with concrete proof that this picture is indeed authentic, it is not obviously digitally-altered, and the likeness is remarkable. Of course, such a picture can put the future of the extremely profitable Disney Channel show in doubt.
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Rookie move, Vanessa, rookie move. Since, even being the cynic I am, this picture looks pretty damn real, if EXTREMELY grainy, it is now inevitable that you will eventually be forced to address it. And if history is any meter, you have two options from this point on: play the role of a whore (and then grow out of it) or be an actual whore (forever and ever). Might I suggest the former, if you intend on having an acting career. Or, perhaps the latter, if you'd rather orally pleasure me for a living. And by "living", I mean "supplied with bologna sandwiches within your spacious, and well-decorated, cage". Its gotta be better than dating a guy who looks like a young, yet militant, lesbian.

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The Picture in Question (NSFW)

Other Pics of Vanessa to contrast...

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